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June 27, 2006
Peake's Grassy Butt Story
Ewwww, so you wanna hear a disgusting Peake story from the weekend??! (If you don't, just stop reading...for real)
OK, so Saturday I was babysitting my little buddy and having a "Beth and Buddy" day. I picked him up at home and we headed straight to my mom's for a day of fun in the sun. As usual, we decided to take the Peak-a-nator for a walk before going swimming. Unfortunately, my mom wasn't home yet, so we decided to head out on our own. (Usually, we walk the three of us and talk.) Anyway, we ran up to the top of the driveway and realized that we forgot the poop bag...so we had to head back down to get a bag...just in case...
Attempt #2. We headed back up the driveway again (not running this time because we were tired from climbing up it before). We made it to the next door neighbors yard when the Peak-a-nator decided to poop. Yuck. Welll...we sat there waiting, and then realized that it was all grassy and that it had gotten STUCK!! Halfway in and halfway out! (EWWWWWWWWWWW) So, me being the loving "sister to peake" that I am, I took the poop bag and tried to pull it out. (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW). Well, it wouldn't come out...there was so much still coming out, and I was dry-heaving with my little buddy just standing their watching.
So, we headed back down the driveway again...me trying really hard not to throw up, and Peakers waddling down the driveway with her tail up. I made Seymen come out and finish pulling the grass out. It was sooooooo disgusting...I couldn't even look at Peake for 30 minutes without almost almost-throwing up. We eventaully took her little dog pool out and let her play in that so she would "clean off".
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...Aren't you glad that you read this story?!? :-) Bon Apetite!
Posted by beth at June 27, 2006 11:21 AM